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Post by turnkey on Sept 16, 2009 15:21:12 GMT 1
A guy gets on the plane and sits next to a guy with a dog, he says to the guy is that a guide dog no replied the dog handler it's a sniffer dog watch this he says to the passenger, and he says to the dog "search" the dog scampers away and then returns to the handler placing his paw on the handlers knee, what does that mean said the guy "Heroin" says the handler taking a note of the passenger that the dog indicated, stating to the guy he would deal with the drug carrier at the end of the flight "what an amazing dog" states the passenger. He then sends the dog off searching again the dog then returns placing both his paws on the handlers knee "Cocaine" says the handler to the passenger sat beside him again taking note. He then sends the dog off for a third time and when the dog returns he shites all over the seat "what the hell did he do that for" asked the passenger the handler replied "he's found a bloody bomb".
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