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Post by Eric Roper on May 7, 2009 19:00:54 GMT 1
A Scouser walks into a bank in Hope Street and asks for a secured loan. He tells the bank manager that he is going to Australia on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000. The bank manager asks what form of collateral he will offer for the loan. The Scouser hands over the keys and documents of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out so the manager agrees to accept the car as collateral. The bank staff all enjoy a good laugh at the rough looking Scouser for using a £120,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it. Two weeks later, the Scally returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we discovered that you are a millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000 from the bank?" says the manager. The Scouser replies: "Where else in Liverpool can I park my Ferrari for two weeks for £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return." Ah, the mind of the true Scouser!
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Post by Frenchie on May 8, 2009 13:35:09 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D
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