bigstevie
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Post by bigstevie on May 4, 2009 10:22:53 GMT 1
OK so there's Gabriel sitting at the gates to Heaven, during the Troubles busy time. He sees this figure coming up toward him - it's an RUC man. Gabriel says, "And who are you?" RUC man says, "I'm a policeman and I've just been shot in Andytown" "OK" says Gabriel, "come on in mate, you've done your bit" and lets him in. A while later he sees another figure approaching. "And who are you?" "I'm a Green Jacket and I've just been blown up in South Armagh". "OK son come on in, job done". Later again he sees a third figure approaching. "And who might you be?" "I'm a UDR man and I've just been shot in Fermanagh". And Gabriel says, "UDR? Would you mind doing a few hours on the gate?"
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